Naj!Alice: so what if you’re right? Big deal, it’s not like I’m gonna sleep with your pitiful ass. Isn’t Hany the older twin? It would explain why you’re so mischievous so it can draw attention to yourself because your dad gives your brother more attention, isn’t it?

Naj!Hawke: not really and i wasn’t planning on even dating you, much less sleeping with you, its not that you aren’t attractive, but i’m just not like that. By the way, our dad can’t spend much time with us because of work, so we’re even.