he’d get banged

lol

Naj!Hawke: *tears their spine off their back* are you feeling it now mr krabs-

blendinblandin: The Fresno Nightcrawlers are my favorite cryptid. They’ve only been seen in some survelliance camera footage, and it’s been proven they are real tangible things… being filmed and have yet to be definitively explained/debunked. also uhhh. they remind me of this stock photo

Naj!Hawke:… I think I’m forgetting something… Naj!Hany: what is it? Naj!Hawke: hmm….i was gonna heal someone but I forgot, oh well.