Naj!Hawke: OH I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED- G: *grabs his fist before he could hit alice*… Calm down… We have class. Naj!Hawke:… Hmph, fine.
Mes: febrero 2018
Naj!Alice: you’re lucky you’re cute, otherwise I would’ve broke your tail, Hawke
Naj!Hawke: my tail isn’t easy to break, your face is, i will break it and shove it on a toilet if you don’t leave me the fuck alone, princess.
vivienvalentino: Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war. Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* Everyone:
reblog for noises
That sounds fake but okay
Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room…
so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON MY DOOR and yelling bc of the kitten. i’m imagining – “why is there a baby?! TIO WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY. GIVE ME BABY. YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE. TIO. TIO LISTEN TO ME.”
My dog started freaking out. She thinks she hears a cat.
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Hawke who’s your favorite teacher
Naj!Hawke : I don’t have a favorite
Nice Food 