he tried once just for the laughs and got his ass handed back to him

Absko: i prefer to stay away from humans.

Absko: you clearly don’t know how this works.

Absko: should I care? I wasn’t even have time to give birth and didn’t know who the father was.

Absko: what-

And pure, dis Bitch never ever touched himself or anyone, at all his whole life

Absko: my body is not tainted with that.

Absko:…… Seriously