My dad, drinking beer and not messing with anyone: 🍺🍺
A manly man: hey you, why are you drinking that? Why not [stronger drink], you’re not a man
My dad: *looks at him* so you’re more man than me?
Manly man: yes of course.
My dad: so you can take anything?
Manly man: of course.
My dad: *smiling, then opening his arms to a certain length* so then you can take one of this size?
Manly man: *horrified* fuck no!
My dad: *laughing and moving to drink his beer* then you’re not more manly than me.
Nice Food 