Cryptid: idk, what year is it

Cryptid: e

Cryptid: I know things about me that you don’t

Cryptid: well i haven’t seen a bigger size, and i’m not planning on it.

Cryptid: you want me to break my nose?

Cryptid: oh i’ve had one of that size. and one of like, 12 inches. 

Cryptid: i don’t

Agent: yas