Absko: i ha-*hic* enough of that.
I think that Absko is really cute when he’s drunk
he’s far more easygoing
I think I like drunk absko
he’s very affectionate when he’s drunk. well. more like high in catnip
What happens if I show a middle finger to Absko
Absko: i still can see
Hey how drunk are you?
Absko: ‘m not drunk
I can just imagine Absko getting bitten one day and being a complete pouty sourpuss about and reluctantly going along, even if the other guy was just trying to eat him
the thing is that you can’t be their mate unless you ask for it and then attack as part of the traditon. if you attack just like that then you will get killed.
Maaaaaaaaizeee (-v-
Asbko: maaaaaaaaaaaizeeee
Spades :*just sits* I need a Bruichladdich….Be right back.*gets up and goes*
Absko: if pinocchio says his nose will grow he will cause a paradox for both lying and telling the truth-
Nice Food 