Cool… Your teeth are really sharp… Question, have you ever accidentally bitten your tongue?

Red why are all of Agents ocs just so flippity frick fracking perfect in every aspect no matter how different each and every one of them are

Pfft. You think you can scare me? I’ve witnessed my entire AU destroyed in a horrific way. The only thing I remember is sirens and a bright white flash, then after climbing up from the ladder, the shadows of my parents were burnt onto a wall and their charred skeletons laying on the ground.

Hey, man in charge. Ever sucked dick by accident

idk who are what they are but me likey *attempts to kiss them*

*SCREEEECH* CUTIE *tackles them* where’s my waifu-

are you crazy?!??!

What the he was that!?

can we see?

that one post with racoon sans stealing ink’s brush has 666 likes as of asking this