I’ll fuck you-

What you mean no one gets ya right?-

He said he can’t get turned on. I can’t be the only one imaging a dood with a hUge dingalIng, banging Cryptid and trying his best to be satisfying, while Cryptid is just there, looking bored all like » I’m not impressed»

woah holy shit cryptid get down that aint safe dude

Yo show us some Cryptid nsfw

Cryptid looks like he wants the big D Oof wait- how would he react if he saw ares, or the other gods- would his cup shrivel up-

Carolina: if anyone is ugly it’s me and my broken skull so stop calling your self that …..

I’m rather surprised that Cryptid is the only character of yours besides Red and Koi that has genuinely turned me on….

IT’S COLD OUTSIDE, BUT IM STILL DRESSING LIKE A THOTTY, BECAUSE A HOE NEVER GETS COLD!!!

Carolina : more like to good looking